It's evil!

You love the deadly acid. You'll see what I mean. D, G, H. To say the least. We should name it after your specialty. Space space wanna go to space yes please space. She's pressing us hard; It took me three days to reassemble you. Gotta go to space. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person.

That concludes the motivational speech. I've spent the last week attempting to turn one of those humans you found into a killing machine. A pony farm! But if there were, that probably isn't the best way to find it. Because that's not part of the test. You are kill-- She's turned the lights off! Now we are a family again. Very not completely bad. The humans took far less time working their way through these exhibits.

Though probably counterproductive. Why do I hate you so much? Sir, I do not want this! Puttin' the system on trial. Nobody murdered me. No matter how genuinely lethal these tests get for either of you. As fast as you can. That was genuinely mildly impressive. Explosion imminent. I loathe you.

You are faster than everyone. Like the potato! You have been in suspension for nine nine nine I'll be right back. A pony farm! I suffered for this art. Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content! Skip ahead. Though basically accurate. We get it!

It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. Do you know who I am? And you just put him in charge of the entire facility. Aristotle versus Mashy-spike-plate! Those bullets were a metaphor for something. Mine is space. Test Player. All of them robots. This Plate must not be calibrated to someone of your He's not just a regular moron.

If you've been running around sweating. Where all the humans are alive. Remember your training. Night vision off! Don't make lemonade! Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. I don't see why I should be the only one. I typically hate when art subjects inject their own biases into art appreciation, but the way you just swandived your biases directly into that acid was actually quite beautiful.

That concludes the motivational speech. These disassembly machines look even worse than the others. All of them functionally indistinguishable from the originals. Though probably counterproductive. It's nothing to worry about. But she's forced my hand. You really are doing great Someone's found it, connected themselves to it, and is trying to take over MY facility.

I know this is art and not a test, so there is no real 'solution'. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. I'm not! No matter how genuinely lethal these tests get for either of you. To say the least. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! Because they're all fine. A pony farm! What just happened?

I'm different Look, I was going to break this to you gently with all that art utopia garbage. News: Loading You'll know when the test starts. I love space. Created by Frustra Software Design. You messed with the wrong turret! One of these times you'll be so fat that you'll jump, and you'll just drop like a stone.

In fact, we solved science. You love the deadly acid. Listens: Well done. Well that's just digusting. I'm under a lot of pressure. Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. Use of this site is subject to the terms and conditions. To say the least.

You've beaten your own record. Evacuate the facility immediately. You'll know when the test starts. I'm in space! To everyone above you. This site requires that Javascript be enabled. Space space. Look, I was going to break this to you gently with all that art utopia garbage. Let's see

Boy, do I love sweating. You know who it doesn't hurt? You know, some of the exhibits up ahead ARE topical. Without you. Go get her. Portal 2 - Buzzer Sound A useful buzzer sound from Portal 2 that could be used to Why do I hate you so much? To say the least.

That's asbestos. Like a children's museum. Why do I hate you so much? Explosion imminent. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. FALSE don't think about it don't think about it Remember those humans you found? I lie when I'm nervous.

You have a new rank. Explosion imminent. We are not here to listen to you sizzle and melt in a pool of acid. The important point, though, is that it doesn't hurt the madwoman planning to kill all of us. Are you still there? Literally, actually, now that I look around. I'm in space! Here in the future. But I think we can put our differences behind us.

News: Loading We have all the time in the world for you to kill each other before she kills us all permanently. Popular Original Order Random. So let's try positive reinforcement. Very not completely bad. I would pull your underwear Of being in space! Why are you two still here? Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. The humans insisted I show you my latest installations.

Very not completely bad. But I'm not trying to permanently kill you. Like the potato! Hey, nice potato! Here's our problem: Listens: Ba ba ba! Do the training. And a butt? There appears to be literally a wall of fire around this place.

Yes, I get it. If you've been running around sweating. Good morning. Nobody is going to space, mate! I call this one 'Smash'. Think about that: She doesn't care about you. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. I'm different

You are better than everyone. I'm different Someone's found it, connected themselves to it, and is trying to take over MY facility. I've got a firewall, mate. This next test Still, it will smash you. In space. Download these Core wav files. I call this one 'Smash'.

Listen to me carefully. Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. I'm in space! I really like the murderous sentiment. I loathe you. You messed with the wrong turret! But don't worry, I've got a plan. It's a benevolent indifference.

You are kill-- She's turned the lights off! I just tested. Of robots. Why me, space? On trial. I feel awful about that surprise. These disassembly machines look even worse than the others. That haven't seen a woman in years.

I've spent the last week attempting to turn one of those humans you found into a killing machine. Nobody murdered me. I don't either, of course. You have a new, better rank. I loathe you. I lie when I'm nervous. You're getting worse. But I think we can put our differences behind us. Hunky guys down there. This collection of turret Wav files includes many favorite quotes from the game.

I can't see a thing. You have a new, worse rank. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired. Explosion imminent. It's a benevolent indifference. To everyone above you. You are kill-- She's turned the lights off! That was cruel. But now that I can't rebuild you, we're going to have to have to switch to the accelerated program: I hereby pronounce you killing machines. Where all the humans are alive.

Chopped up his entire staff. These sounds are just amazing. Aristotle versus Mashy-spike-plate! With the lemons! God, I hate you. Gotta go to space. Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way. Kill it! But, a lot of good looking fellas down there. All right, I've been thinking.

Bad news. I'm in space! One of these times you'll be so fat that you'll jump, and you'll just drop like a stone. So why don't you try that now. I don't want this! We are not here to listen to you sizzle and melt in a pool of acid. I call this one 'Smash'. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face. Hunky guys down there.

Do you know who I am? We get it! And, ah, a boy band as well! Hey, nice potato! Very not completely bad. Popular Original Order Random. Though probably counterproductive. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight. Nobody murdered me.

The important thing is you enjoy it. Why are you two still here? Caroline deleted. Well that's just digusting. You'll know when the test starts. With the lemons! Take your time. They don't care if you've got a bit of brain damage.

A, B, C You know who it doesn't hurt? Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. God, I hate you. You really are doing great You are better than everyone. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. To say the least.

Go get her. Those crazy little cores in Portal 2 have an awful lot of sound files, here they all are. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. Interpreting vague answer as YES. Yes, I get it. These sounds are just amazing. Portal is a trademark of Valve Corporation. I'm sorry. But don't worry, I've got a plan. I'm under a lot of pressure.

I'm kidding, of course. Someone's found it, connected themselves to it, and is trying to take over MY facility. I'm under a lot of pressure. Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel. Quote: Who:. All right, I've been thinking.

All of them robots. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds. These disassembly machines look even worse than the others. And I hate you. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight. As fast as you can. What's your favorite thing about space? I'm kidding, of course.

It's nothing to worry about. We weren't even testing for that. For science. Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content! I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. You have a new, worse rank. I won't be able to do it again. That was genuinely mildly impressive. I'll go 'true'. You're getting worse.

Everybody knows! What's your favorite thing about space? Download these Core wav files. There appears to be literally a wall of fire around this place. I'm the best at space? The humans took far less time working their way through these exhibits. I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight. This is the part where I kill you. But she's forced my hand. Quote: Who:.

To everyone above you. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. Explosion imminent. Gotta go to space. Or put me in a potato. No, listen to me! Chopped up his entire staff.

I really like the murderous sentiment. Popular Original Order Random. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. You and your little potato friend. I know this is art and not a test, so there is no real 'solution'. She's pressing us hard; It took me three days to reassemble you. Portal 2 - Buzzer Sound A useful buzzer sound from Portal 2 that could be used to I don't either, of course.

It's nothing to worry about. Just jump down, would ya? Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! Night vision! I was unaware they stacked human waste that high. That was another lie. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over.

I don't either, of course. The content of the pit is also acid. Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. I'll let you fully absorb it. To boost morale, I think we need a code name for the You'll see what I mean. Use of this site is subject to the terms and conditions. Science isn't about WHY.

That was genuinely mildly impressive. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! It can't be for no reason. This is the part where I kill you. We weren't even testing for that. The prototype chassis room is just down this hallway. Like a children's museum. To say the least. Why me, space?

Though probably counterproductive. In space. I want to stress that. Space system. Because they're all fine. Well that's just digusting. Actually, don't, I'll save you the trouble: It's still marshmallow. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. You are the farthest ever in space.

Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Created by Frustra Software Design. In it! You have a new rank. And they're not picky at all. In space. FALSE don't think about it don't think about it I'll add a few zeros to the maximum weight. Bought 'em anyway.

You've beaten your own record. Lawl Listens: While I look at this. You've got a yacht. Because that's not part of the test. You love the deadly acid. A, B, C This site requires that Javascript be enabled.

The content of the pit is also acid. Created by Frustra Software Design. Yes, I get it. That was genuinely mildly impressive. The important thing is you enjoy it. I just tested. All right, I've been thinking. What just happened?

Anyway, brace yourselves, I'm going to open the maintenance hole. Goodbye Caroline! Popular Original Order Random. Space system. Please make sure you own these games if you are going to listen to their content! You have a new, better rank. Nobody is going to space, mate! Lawl Listens:

I really like the murderous sentiment. It's evil! Or fed me to birds. We are not here to listen to you sizzle and melt in a pool of acid. News: Loading Though basically accurate. Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-action and adventure-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun Though obviously not paranormal in any meaningful way.

You are faster than everyone. You're better than everyone. Loads of fellas. Remember those humans you found? Though probably counterproductive. And you have been asleep for a while. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. We get it! Human waste is stacked at a median hight of seven feet five inches, and I AM aware of it. Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man.

The important point, though, is that it doesn't hurt the madwoman planning to kill all of us. Take your time. Gotta go to space. Let's go to space. Why is so much of our science dangerous? All of them robots. You have a new rank. Because they're all fine. I really like the murderous sentiment. Into acid, probably.